The Objects

A big part of what was/is daDa^ is found art, sculpture, collage, piles of dung, etc. Here is a collection of pieces worthy -- if not of the Dada tradition -- of being thrown against a wall and re-glued. (Krazy Glue ^TM sold separately.)

Vision + Form Sculpting Material (version 2)
	The first step to being DaDA is to think like a child. The second step is to learn how to use your hands in offensive ways, and the third step is to understand the power of the sculpted phallus. You can do all three with this little item.
Fish Hot Plate Mat
	This is the scariest table protector I've ever seen. Just for that reason, I've included it here. Perhaps it will also serve to offend those you serve?