Arise, O fiends of the netherworld!

and let the trumpets loudly bray!

and rumble earthly tremors

GO LIKE THE CRAPPERS





IVE GOT A BIG DICK

TOO FAR DOWN YA THROAT WILL MAKE U SICK





help me grandma

cloud my eyes

WHILE I WAIT AND SEE.

I REALLY REALLY NEED TO PEE

IM WETING MY PANTS

NOW

take a bow

AND LEAVE THE STAGE

On my way off i tripped and fell





MY ARSE

My bulgn tits

AND PULSATING CLIT

A thousand curses are the cause of it

But there are a million cures



your ever beloved pants

PUT ME IN THE MOOD FOR ROMANCE



Poem poem lend me your poem

who shalt forsake mine buttocks for gold?



JM





ANE TIES WAS THE DUCK

THAT HAD TO HAVE A SUCK

SHE TOOK IT AND SHE GAVE IT

AND THERE APPEARED A NAZI ARMY GENERAL



CROSSED THE OCEAN AND SEVEN SEAS

IN A SHIP ALL SIGHS AND DREAMS



INSPECTOR MORSE

is a like an old fart

but is spoken with heart

WHO NEEDS THE KWIKI MART



JUST DIE LIKE A FLY SQUASHED

Then you'l smell like a tramp that has never washed!

APPLE

TAPPLE

its like im paranoid looking over my back

CHASING RAINBOWS AND DODGING PUDDLES





THERES NO LAST LINE





and dinosaurs ruled the earth

HUMANSKIND HAD NO SELF WORTH